Don’t have that cow, man.
Police say a thief stole a plastic bovine, about 12 feet by 3 feet, from Harold Seltzer’s Steakhouse in St. Petersburg.
The Seltzers just want the big cow “returned to the herd” — there are several large plastic cows outside the restaurant. And whoever brings it back will get a free meal.
“The owners, Mr. and Mrs. Seltzer, say cow has great sentimental value and they would greatly appreciate it if the cow was returned ASAP,” the St. Petersburg Police said on Facebook of Saturday’s heist.
The cows are a favorite with kids, who love having their pictures taken on them. They are “such a beloved part of our family restaurant because they are enjoyed by so many,” according to a post on the restaurant’s Facebook page.